Best sex blankets 2024: at a glance

Best sex blankets 2024: at a glance

Get steamy between the sheets without causing stains and extra washing with the best sex blankets that will ensure your bedding stays fresh.

Sex can get messy. Whether you’re taking your new sex toy for a spin or DTD with your partner, we all know the hassle of having to replace your bedding or couch cushions once bodily secretions end up on them. But what if you didn’t have to worry about making a mess? 

Sex blankets (aka liberator blankets, intimacy blankets, and squirt blankets) help to shield your bedding when you're DTD or getting down with your rabbit vibrator. They’re a smart bedding addition that will help to preserve all passion when DTD, all while keeping your sheets fresh and clean so you can avoid the ‘wet spot’. After all, nobody wants extra washing to do in the week. Big brands like Lovehoney, Splash Blanket, and Ann Summers all offer a variety of sensual blankets to choose from for both PIV sex, foreplay and/or solo pleasure in bed or on the sofa with your favourite sex toy for women. A good sex blanket should be comfortable and soft, non-slip, easy to clean, offer large coverage and - most importantly - waterproof. The best squirt blankets might even be multipurpose, and suitable for incontinence or during your period. 

 

So, as with any product we recommend, off we went to our community of real parents who offer their unbiased and honest reviews of products over on our sex Talk board. Armed with their recommendations, we cross-referenced their reviews with others on the web across sites like Sugar Cookie Shop to bring you this definitive guide to the best sex blankets out there. For even more excitement, check out our guides to the best sex toys for couples, best bullet vibrators and the best clit suckers our users swear by.

Best Sex Blankets 2024 - At A Glance: 

2. Best budget: MIA 100% Waterproof Mattress Protector

3. Best multipurpose: Catalonia Classy Waterproof Blanket

4. Best non-slip: PassionMate 100% Waterproof Sensual Blanket

5. Best PVC: Lovehoney Slippery Vinyl Flat Double Bedsheet

Best overall sex blanket

Liberator Regular Fascinator Moisture-Proof Throw

 

What we like
  • In-built moisture barrier 

  • Made from soft microfibre

  • Can be used everywhere

  • Discreet and won’t look out of place 

What we don't like
  • Made from polyester 
Key specs

Material: Polyester | Size: 72 x 54 inches | Special features: Specially lined with inner moisture barrier, throw blanket, discreet for travel

Our verdict

This versatile, discreet throw blanket has earned top spot as it has been specifically designed to protect your bedding or your sofa, all while helping you to create a plush environment for sex. The blanket itself has an inner moisture-barrier to soak up all bodily fluids and lube. It’s not so big that it can’t be packed when travelling or tossed over the sofa, and it won’t look out of place in your bedroom should your unsuspecting child wander in. Although, some reviews on Lovehoney say that they’d love an even bigger size for larger beds. 

How we choose our recommendations

Real recommendations

Before we start work on any product roundup on Mumsnet, we first consult our Talk boards. Filled with thousands of recommendations from real people and parents, we first arm ourselves with what they like to use (and avoid). For sex blankets, we of course consulted our dedicated sex board, making a list of the brands and products that are recommended.

Product effectiveness

We've considered if each sex blanket is waterproof and leak-proof. After all, the whole point of having a squirt blanket is to make sure no fluids end up where they shouldn't be ie your expensive bedding or couch.

Then, we considered comfort and materials used. And finally, each sex blanket in this list is easy to clean and store. Most are discreet, should an unsuspecting child find it, while a couple are not so much - but all can be easily stored, aren't too large and are even great for travel.

Best budget sex blanket

MIA 100% Waterproof Mattress Protector

What we like
  • Affordable, budget option

  • Available in six sizes

  • Terry fabric for extra softness

  • Breathable and not noisy

What we don't like
  • Some reviews claim it rips when washed frequently 

  • Not specifically for sex

Key specs

Material: 60% polyester, 40% cotton, polyurethane backing | Sizes: Six available, including king and super king | Special features: Odour resistant, hypoallergenic, breathable, blocks all types of liquids with polyurethane layer on the back

Our verdict

For those of you who don’t want to spend a small fortune on protecting your bedding, choosing a simple waterproof mattress protector like this one from Amazon is a good choice and one of the best budget sex blankets available. This particular fitted sheet by MIA has a 4.4 star rating on Amazon, thousands of positive reviews, and plenty of reviewers claim how easy it is to clean, comfortable, soft, and water resistant. 

We did see a few remarks about how the protector became ripped after washing - so if you go for this mattress protector cum sex blanket, do take extra care when washing it and remember to read the care label. 

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Best multipurpose sex blanket

Catalonia Classy Waterproof Blanket

What we like
  • Leak proof protection

  • Reversible design

  • Soft, thick fleece and sherpa backing

  • Machine washable

  • Large in size

What we don't like
  • Only available in three colours

  • Not specifically for sex

 

Key specs

Material: Polyester | Sizes: Two available | Special features: Leak-proof, machine washable, suitable for beds and sofas

Our verdict

Admittedly, this one isn’t really sexy - but it does have all the same attributes of a sex blanket, so we think it deserves the award of the best multipurpose sex blanket. Despite being made for pets and children to protect your bed and furniture from sneaky wees, for those of you who see a blanket for sex that’s leak proof, waterproof, soft and easy to clean without breaking the bank, then the Catalonia Classy Waterproof Blanket might be the one for you. 

Best non-slip sex blanket

PassionMate 100% Waterproof Sensual Blanket

What we like
  • Tuck-in sides to avoid movement

  • Easy care and travel

  • Comfy and quiet

  • Extra wide waterproof area

What we don't like
  • Only available in two colours

  • The storage bag is flimsy 

Key specs

Material: Polyester | Sizes: 60 x 55” (use with a queen bed), 75 x 55” (use with a king bed) | Special features: Leak-proof, machine washable, breathable and noiseless, non-slip, fade-resistant

Our verdict

For those of you seeking the luxuriousness of the Liberator Regular Fascinator Moisture-Proof Throw but with the lower price tag of Catalonia Classy Waterproof Blanket, look no further than this 100% waterproof sensual blanket from PassionMate over on Amazon. This sex blanket is leakproof, noiseless, ultra-soft, washable and comes with a feature that no other sex blanket on our list offers: tuck-in sides for extra security to avoid movement while DTD. 

We’re a tad annoyed it’s only available in two colours - burgundy and black. It would be nice to see a few more colours to choose from to make it a bit more discreet in the home and less Fifty Shades of Grey

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Best PVC sex blanket

Lovehoney Slippery Vinyl Flat Double Bedsheet

What we like
  • Flat sheet

  • Wipe-clean surface

  • 100% waterproof

  • Oversized for a secure fit

What we don't like
  • Not machine washable

  • Only available in one size

  • Only available in one colour

Key specs

Material: PVC | Size: 200 x 230cm | Care instructions: Wipe clean, do not machine wash | Special features: 100% waterproof, purple colour, does not discolour

 

Our verdict

This PVC vinyl flat bed sheet is probably closer to what you had in mind when you think of a sex blanket. While great for those who love latex and PVC, it’s also superb for those of you who really don’t want a huge clean-up. Simply wipe this sheet, stash it away, and it’ll be good to go for next time. Although, we are a little disappointed that it’s not machine washable but that’s understandable given the material. It’s also one of the largest options in our sex blankets roundup at 200cm x 230cm, giving you plenty of space on or off the bed to get lubed up to the max and enjoy.

What are sex blankets and how do they work?

The best sex blankets are specially designed blankets that are waterproof and absorbent, providing a protective barrier against any fluids or messes during intimate activities. They work by preventing liquids from seeping through the blanket and staining furniture or bedding, making cleanup easier and more discreet.

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Do you need to use a sex blanket?

It’s not a requirement but it does come in very handy. Especially if you or your partner have a tendency to squirt or gush. Having a protective barrier between you and your sheets means you don’t have to worry about stains and can just relax and let yourself go. And who needs to be worrying about stains when they’re close to orgasm?

What should you look for in sex blankets?

A lot of sex blankets or waterproof blankets have an absorbent layer, which means stains and spills won’t pool in the centre and leave a wet patch. This is a massive benefit if you want to fall asleep right after your sex session. We think it’s also good to make sure it’s machine-washable, so you don’t have to spend your time hand washing anything. And, due to the thick nature of some of the blanket’s designs, being able to use the tumble dryer is an added bonus. 

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How the best sex blankets can protect your bedding

By using one of the best sex blankets on our list, you can enjoy intimate moments with your partner without worrying about potential stains, moisture damage, or the hassle of cleaning up afterward. The best sex blankets should provide a protective barrier that maintains the cleanliness and longevity of your bedding, while also contributing to a more comfortable and enjoyable experience.

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